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Pull the chain!

We currently have our grandchildren staying with us and one of their annoying habits is not to flush the loo after using it.

Cries of have you pulled the chain elicit little response.

Of course, pulling the chain was commonplace when I was a child (I’m starting to sound old now) with cisterns high up on the wall and to flush the toilet you had to pull the chain! Of course children today have probably never seen a chain that needs pulling as we all have low level cisterns and pulling the handle doesn’t quite have the same ring about it!

Do you still use sayings that were once commonplace but are rather out of date now?

I didn’t laugh, I winced!

Humour is a strange thing!

The weekend just gone I went along to my sons stag do! A weekend in Bristol, the plan was to have a session on the go-carts, a few afternoon beers, a curry, a trip to a comedy club and then for those with the stamina a visit to a nightclub.

I participated in all of it except the nightclubbing bit, by 11.30pm it was already an hour and a half past my normal bedtime, I had drunk a few pints more than I normally do of an evening and felt it was a good time for the youngsters to do whatever they do in nightclubs! It was never my thing even when I was younger – the loud music always made it impossible to have a conversation, and hanging around looking a bit lost was never an attraction.

Anyhow, the comedy club, we were entertained by three comedians – two warm up acts followed by the main billing – I had never heard of any of them and don’t ask me to name names as I cannot remember what they were called. Don’t get me wrong I’m not a prude, I laughed at a lot of the jokes, put up with overuse of the really unnecessary swear words, enjoyed the banter between the hecklers & the comedians but…

The first warm up act was a gentleman from Ghana – as is becoming quite popular these days he takes great delight in saying things that others might not get away with – some quite racist jokes that were close to the belt, but trying to make jokes out of Africa’s poverty & suffering was a step too far! I wasn’t the only one in the audience that felt like that and at least one was met with near silence!

Are you prepared to laugh at anything, or are there some things that are taboo?

A bacon and banana sandwich?

This week, we have grandkids staying with us – the eldest is 7 and he’s an amusing lad – forever in trouble, but loves coming to see Gran & Gramps (yes, I know – I’m Gramps). The youngest is 5 and he’s a cheeky chappie, has a bit of trouble with his talking – he knows all the words but he tries to say it all so quickly that no-one has a chance to understand what he’s saying!

They live up in the big smoke – just outside Slough & its imposing trading estate – I worked there for over 18 years and having lived here in North Devon for the past 8 and a bit years hope that I never have to go back – anyway, the grandkids have so much space to run a round in down this part of the world, they love the freedom that our big garden gives them compared to their postage stamp garden back home, and when the sun shines as it did today they are in their element!

Anyhow, the 7 year old came up to me as I was sitting down with a nice cold beer, BBQ lit and pork chops ready to go on, and asked very seriously whether he could ask me a question or two. There were just the two of us and I thought “oh no, here we go” as I said out loud, of course you can, what would you like to ask me?

I waited, almost holding my breath, thinking of all sorts of answers to the embarrassing question that I could feel about to come…..

Gramps, do you like bacon and banana sandwiches?

Ummm, not tried one to be honest!

Aren’t kids funny?

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